[Chorus]
Let's re-read the very first chapter
Flip back to the other page
Nine years it's been since the good ole' bands
First took to the stage
I was in middle school
They made me feel so cool
I never thought that those days would end

[Breakdown 1]
What ever happened to super simple breakdowns?
Repetition made us leave our hometowns
Nostalgia is one hell of a drug
I know that I'm old enough to be a dad
But I'll straighten my hair
Throw my arms in the air
The Windmill still looks super rad

[Verse 1]
Alesana, All Time Low and Paramore
That was a killer Warped Tour
I can't believe that I missed Chiodos

[Chorus]
Let's re-read the very first chapter
Flip back to the other page
Nine years it's been since the good ole' bands
First took to the stage
I was in middle school
They made me feel so cool
I never thought that those days would end
[Verse 2]
Scene Queen, you have 40,000 friends
You'll make my Top 8 with a
Bulletin about my band
Back when Skrillex was Sonny Moore
And "RAWR" meant "I love you" in Dinosaur
Back when my layout was sick as hell
And my name was xXJarrodJealousyXx

PC4PC!

[Breakdown 2]
Do you want to watch some Invader Zim?
I made you a cookie but I eated it

[Bridge]
D0000000000000D, d00d
Everybody's making fun of me
You think you're better wearing khaki shorts
Instead of wearing skinny jeans
Just like when I was 15
You think that you're a special snowflake
But you're honestly just a scene

[Interlude:]
Can you believe this dude still listens to scene music?
Ugh, I know. He needs to listen to real bands that are actually innovating like Neck Deep and Real Friends
Dude, you listen to Real Friends?
Yeah, man. They're like totally underground and unknown
Dude, that's sick!
[Breakdown 3]
This is the third breakdown!
A preschooler could play this
1
1 2
1 2 3
1 2 3 4
I can count to 4
I am good at math