[Intro: Dwight D. Eisenhower]
"For this truth must be clear before us: Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America."

[Verse 1]
Driving past the freeway on my daily commute
Seven miles to the gallon with a first-rate view
Not a fairy in this town, we chased them out long ago
My Southern values matter more than you’ll ever know
This land is great, and it should never change
I don’t care what those commie bastards say

[Chorus]
My straight white children and a wife that cleans
Let’s pour a glass for the American Dream
Graduated to a high-paying job completely debt-free
There’s nothing quite like life in 1953

[Post-Chorus]
1953

[Verse 2]
Saw a black guy on the sidewalk, better call 911
He got arrested for no reason, but at least I had some fun
Dress up nice for church in my Sunday best
Go back home and bone my wife, I am so blessed
[Chorus]
My straight white children and a wife that cleans
Let’s pour a glass for the American Dream
Graduated to a high-paying job completely debt-free
There’s nothing quite like life in 1953

[Post-Chorus]
1953!

[Outro]
You call this shit coffee? It tastes like old piss!
I’ll knock all your teeth out with the back of my fist!
Go get me a beer, bitch, you’re supposed to submit!
Don’t do this again, or else you’ll regret it!
You call this shit coffee? It tastes like old piss!
I’ll knock all your teeth out with the back of my fist!
Go get me a beer, bitch, you’re supposed to submit!
Don’t do this again, or else you’ll regret it!