[Verse 1]
I'm conventional, unexceptional
I'm average at best, and I'm just like the rest
And I wrote this song, you can sing along
If it makes you feel special, that's fine

[Pre-Chorus]
I tie my own shoes the same way you guys do
And I never leave home without glasses
I’ve never done drugs and I drink from a mug
That I found at a discount thrift store

[Chorus]
I'm an average Joe, going with the flow
There's nothing too special about me
And though I'm uncomfortable, I'm relatable
I can market to just about anyone

[Post-Chorus]
Why be a rock star when I can strum my guitar
And just whine about being unpopular?
I'm seemingly normal, but I'm signed to a label
And I'm probably the coolest guy in the room

[Bridge]
I'm an average Joe!
[Post-Chorus]
Why be a rock star when I can strum my guitar
And just whine about being unpopular?

[Outro]
I'm an average Joe, I'm conventional, unexceptional
I'm average at best, and I'm just like the rest...