(Help! I'm a rock)
(Help! I'm a rock)
Help! I'm a rock
Help! I'm a rock (Help! I'm a rock)
Help! I'm a rock
Help! I'm a rock

(Help! I'm a rock)
(Help! I'm a rock)
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(Help! I'm a rock)

(Help! I'm a rock)
What a drag it is being a rock (Help! I'm a rock)
I think I'm gonna be a cop
And go up and get my driver's license (Help! I'm a rock)
Pick up some freaks in front of Pandora's Box
(Help! I'm a rock)

(Meow, freak out)

(Help! I'm a rock)
Help! I'm a rock
Somebody, please, please help me
Help! I'm a rock (Help! Help!)
Please, please, help! I'm a rock (Help! I'm a rock)
Help! I'm a rock (Help! I'm a rock)
(Help! I'm a rock)
I wonder if they're freaking out (Help! I'm a rock)
Somewhere in Minnesota (Help! I'm a rock)
Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota (Help! I'm a rock)
(Help! I'm a rock)

(Help! I'm a rock)
I wonder if they're freaking out
In Kansas City (Help! I'm a rock, Help! I'm a rock)
Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City
(Help! I'm a rock)
(Help! I'm a rock)
(Help! I'm a rock)
(Help! I'm a rock)

(Oh, I get it)
(Help! I'm a rock)

(Break down)

(What do you think about that?)

Help! I'm a rock (Help! I'm a rock)
Help! I'm a rock (I'm a rock)
Help! I'm a rock (Help! I'm a rock)

I wonder if they're freaking out
In Washington DC
AC, DC, DC, AC
DC, DC, DC, AC, AC
DC, DC, AC, DC (Help! I'm a rock)
(Help! I'm a rock)
(Help! I'm a rock)
Help! I'm a rock
Help! I'm a rock (Help! I'm a rock)
Help! (Help! I'm a rock) Help!

(Help! I'm a rock)
Help! Help! Help! I'm a rock (Help! I'm a rock)
Help! I'm a rock
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