[Chorus]
She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
Way over on the wet side of the bed

[Verse 1]
Just like the mighty Penguin
Flappin' her eight ounce wings
Lord, you know it's all over
If she come atcha on the strut & wrap 'em
All around yer head
Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm

[Refrain]
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy

[Verse 2]
Shake up the pale-dry
Ginger ale
Tremblin' like a Penguin
When the battеry fail
(You know, when the battery fails in thе vibrator)
Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through
A hoopa real fire
With some Kleenex wrapped around a
Coat-hang wire
[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
Howlin' over to some
Antarcticulated moon

[Verse 3]
In the frostbite nite
With her flaps gone white
Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room
(Good god, she spot the hoop)
Lord, you know it must be a Penguin bound down
If you hear that terrible screamin' and
There ain't no other birds around

[Chorus]
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
Aw, you must be careful
Not to leave her straps too loose

[Outro]
'Cause she just might box yer dog
'Cause she just might box yer dog
An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit