Frank Zappa (dialog)
Motorhead Sherwood (dialog)
Arthur Tripp (dialog)
Ian Underwood (dialog)

FZ:
They're really getting professional now. In the dressing room waiting for the Vanilla Fudge to go off Motorhead and Arthur Dyer Tripp the Third are playing cards

Arthur:
Pair of queens what is this shit?

Motorhead:
Pissy, pissy poop

Arthur:
Can I go down with two cards?

Motorhead:
Pissy, pissy poop

Arthur:
Do it this way. Give me a good chance buddy

Motorhead:
I'll take that sonabitch
Arthur:
You better not

Motorhead:
I took it

Arthur:
Oh, you're running for a spade straight, are ya?

Motorhead:
I took it

Arthur:
Oh, I got your number

Motorhead:
Oh whaddaya know

Arthur:
I knew it
You have any other one I want?
(phhht!)
I hear a Fuzztone
Wahhh

Motorhead:
You shink evvyzing gonna be awright?
Arthur:
Is this an accounting office?