[Verse]
Three hundred years ago, I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out on a antique bed
And my spirit did a midnight creep
You know I'll never sleep no more
It seem to me that it just ain't wise
(Did you ever wake up in the morning)
With a zomby woof behind your eyes?
Just about as evil as you could be

[Pre-Chorus]
I am the zomby woof
I'm that creature all the ladies been talkin' about
I am the zomby woof
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out

[Chorus]
Tellin' you all the zomby troof, here I'm is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the zomby troof, here I'm is

[Post-Chorus]
Reety-alrighty, he's the zomby woof
Reety-alrighty, he's the zomby woof

[Bridge]
They said al-reety an' they was al-righty
And I was a zomby for you, little lady
[Instrumental Break 2:24 - 4:05]
[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
I got a great big pointed thing which is my zomby toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Like a regular zomby hoof
If I raid your dormitorium don't try to remain aloof
I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all naked
And do it to you up on the roof, don't mess with the zomby woof

[Chorus]
I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!
Tellin' you all the zomby troof, here I'm is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the zomby troof, here I'm is, the zomby woof