[Verse 1]
You say there ain't no use in livin'
It's all a waste of time
'N you wanna throw your life away
Well, people, that's just fine

[Chorus]
Go head-on 'n get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump, oh yeah

[Verse 2]
You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
Through the bushes up ahead
'N we're all gonna be so sorry
When we find out you are dead

[Chorus]
Now, get on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump, oh yeah

[Verse 3]
Now, maybe you're scared of jumpin'
'N poison makes you sick
'N you want a little attention
'N you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up
Or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?
[Chorus]
Go head-on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump, oh yeah

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]
Now maybe you're scared of jumpin'
'N poison makes you sick
'N you want a little attention
'N you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up
Or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?

[Hook]
Go head-on 'n get it over with then
Go head-on 'n get it over with then
Go head-on 'n get it over with then
Go head-on 'n get it over with then
Go head-on 'n get it over with then
Go head-on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
[Outro]
You're on the bridge, scared to leap
But a girl walks over to take a peep
She says: "Don't do it!"
But wouldn't you know
The girl got a head like a buffalo
With a little red hair all over the top
An' her breath would make the traffic stop
She says: "I love you, but first, let's eat!"
And all you can say as you run down the street is...