[Verse 1]
Eat your greens, don't forget your beans and celery
Don't forget to bring your fake ID
Eat a bunch of these
MAGNIFICENT

[Chorus]
With sauerkraut, mmmm
Sauerkraut
Eat a grape, a fig, a crumpet too
You'll pump 'em right through, doo-wee-ooo

[Verse 2]
Eat your shoes, don't forget the strings and socks
Even eat the box you bought 'em in
You can eat the truck that brought 'em in

[Chorus]
Garbage truck, mmm
Moldy garbage truck
Eat the truck, the driver and his gloves
NUTRITIOUSNESS
DELICIOUSNESS
WORTHLESSNESS