[Ensemble]
He's so gay
(He's so gay)
He's very very gay
He's so gay
(Yes he is, I guess he likes it)
And he likes to be that way (yeah)
With his keys all on the right (Uh huh)
He's into rubber every night (Into rubber?)
(The boy's into rubber every night? Oh my goodness!)
He's so gay (Whew)
He's so gay
He's almost everyone today

He's okay (Yeah, that's what they say)
He's okay
He's got a role he wants to play
(Have you ever slammed rubber?)
He's okay (I guess he's okay)
He's okay
He's just a cowboy for a day

Of course, his evening's not complete (Uh huh)
Without some meat in the seat
(Don't tell me that)
Let's skate away
Down Santa Monica today
(Well well well)
Maybe he wants a little spanking (spanking)
Maybe he'll eat a little chain
Maybe his lover should be thanking him (uh huh)
For the way he makes it sprinkle
Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN
(Oh no! What is the problem? Uh oh)

He's so gay (That's what it is)
He's so gay
He rules the city in a way (Oh boy)
You could say
You could say (What could you say?)
It's sorta different today (I agree)
All the taffeta and chintz (At least the boy ain't gonna reproduce himself)
And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE (uh huh)
Hey hey hey! (Hey hey hey)
Please don't look the other way

You could be just like him
Tomorrow! (Woo that's shocking)
Maybe you'll get a chance (I'm telling you)
To borrow (What am I borrowing?)
(Borrow)
His bouquet (No way!)
And maybe later...(maybe later) (Don't you tell me this, I say don't you tell me this!)
We'll all be
Gayyyyy! (No! no no! Gay)
Do you really want to hurt me?
(You just did)