Tonight though I’ll tell you one thing about these New York crowds
Some of them, they get too carried away you know because they think Frank Zappa is such a mad man
You know they come here to see him go crazy or something you know
They don’t realise there’s notes are involved you know
I told you the first time I met you, you remember that what I said
You want to be in the band!
No well, I wouldn’t do that to you man, I would try out for the band but I wouldn’t …
I’ll try you out
I don’t sing
What do you mean you don’t sing, I’ve heard you sing
Sing Baby Snakes

Baby Snakes
Late at night is when they come out
Baby Snakes
Sure you know what I'm talkin' about
Pink 'n wet
They make the best kinda pet
Baby
Baby
Snakes

I looked around
An' there's a couple right near me
Baby Snakes
Maybe I think they can probably hear me
Pink 'n wet
I'll take all I can get
Baby
Baby
Baby Sna-a-a-a-a-a-akes
Yeah
They live in a ho-ho-ho-ho-hole
(Tiny hole)
That is usually empty
(Usually empty; tiny too)
They live by a co-co-a-co-a-co-co-a-code
(Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit)
That is usually SMPTE
Which stands for
Society of Motion Picture & Television Engineers
But maybe I think
That is what keeps them in sync
They're wet 'n they're pink
I think I'll give 'em a, give 'em a
Give 'em a drink

Baby Sna-a-a-a-a-a-akes