I say WPLJ, really taste good to me
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really makes you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)

I went to the store when they opened up the door
I said, "Please please please gimme some more"
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you!

You take the bottle, you take the can
Shake it up fine, you get a good good wine
White Port & Lemon Juice
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah . . . )
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you!

The W is the White
The P is the Port
The L is the Lemon
The J is the Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you!
Well I feel so good, I feel so fine
I got plenty lemon, I got plenty wine
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
I said White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you!

Roy: Por qué no consigues tu . . . tu carnal que nos compre some wine ese, ándale, pinche bato, puto, hombre, no te hagas nalga, hombre . . . (chale!) no seas tan denso, hombre (chale!), ándale, dile, porque no merecer, ándale, pinche vino, más sua . . . más suave es, más . . . más lindo que la chingada, hombre, ándale, pinche bato, hombre, quiere tu carnal, hombre, tu carnal ese, tú, tú sabes, tú sabes esto de la movida, tú sabes la movida, ese, tú sabes cómo es, tú sabes, pinche vino, puta, ándale, pinche bato, cabrón, ándale
?: . . . get my chort
Roy: Ándale, hombre, por qué no, hombre?
?: Chort!
Roy: Te digo que sí, hombre, te digo, chingao ese, está más . . . está más meco, hombre, ponemos más mecos que la chingada, ay! Ay, bato pinche, ay!

God, that's—They get to you after a while