[Intro]
One, two, buckle my shoe
Da-Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop Doo-da-Doop
Da-Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop Doop
Da-Doopy Doopy Doopy Doopy Diddly Doopy etc
Oh no! Oh no-o-o!

[Verse 1]
I tried to find how my heart
Could be so blind, dear (wanna buy some pencils?)
How could I be fooled just like the rest
You came on strong with your fast car and your class ring
Sad eyes & your clothing, I fell for the whole thing

[Verse 2]
I don't regret having met up with a girl
Who breaks hearts like they were nothing at all
(Here's one for mother!)
I've done it too, now I know just what it feels like