[Intro]
Get on your feet and do the funky Alfonzo!

[Verse 1]
Father Vivian O'Blivion resplendent in his frock
Was whipping up the batter for the pancakes of his flock
He was looking rather bleary, he forgot to watch the clock

[Chorus]
Cause the night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked it
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked (He stroked it)
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked his spot (stroked his spot)

[Verse 2]
Which set him off in such a frenzy
He sang "Lock Around The Crock"
An' he topped it off with a—
An' he topped it off with a—
An' he topped it off with a—
As he stumbled on his—
He was delighted as it stiffened
And ripped right through his sock
[Bridge]
"Oh, Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me"
(He shouted down the block)

[Verse 3]
Ah, ha-ha
Dominus vobiscum et cum spiritu tuo
Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes just for Saintly Alfonzo
They're so light and fluffy white, we'll raise a fortune by tonight
They're so light and fluffy white, we'll raise a fortune by tonight
They're so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town
They're so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town

[Outro]
Good morning, Your Highness (ooh)
I brought you your snowshoes (ooh)
Good morning, Your Highness (ooh)
I brought you your snowshoes