[Verse 1: Joe]
These executives have plooked the fuck out of me
And there's still a long time to go before I've
Paid my debt to society
And all I ever really wanted to do was
Play the guitar 'n bend the string like
Reent-toont-teent-toont-teent-toont-teenooneenoonee

[Verse 2: Joe]
I've got it
I'll be sullen and withdrawn
I'll dwindle off into the twilight realm
Of my own secret thoughts
I'll lay on my back here 'til dawn
In a semi-catatonic state
And dream of guitar notes
That would irritate
An executive kinda guy

[Lyric Note 1]
And sure enough JOE dreams up a few of those guitar notes that every executive despises: those low ones. Every exec knows it's only the records with the high squeally ones that get to be hits, except for Duane Eddy

[Verse 3: Joe]
Well, I guess that one did the trick
If they only coulda heard it
Half-a-dozen of 'em woulda strangled
While they was suckin' on each other's dick
But that was only a bunch of imaginary
Notes I played
Just a little extra somethin'
To keep me goin' from day to day
That's okay
I'll be gettin' outta here pretty soon
Then I won't have to live
In this ugly fuckin' room
[Outro]
Can't wait to see
I can't wait to see what it's like
On the outside now
Can't wait to see
I can't wait to see what it's like
On the outside now
Can't wait to see
I can't wait to see what it's like
On the outside now
Can't wait to see
I can't wait to see what it's like
On the outside now
Can't wait to see
I can't wait to see what it's like
On the outside now
Can't wait to see
I can't wait to see what it's like
On the outside now
Can't wait to see
I can't wait to see what it's like
On the outside now
Can't wait to see
I can't wait to see what it's like
On the outside now
Can't wait to see
I can't wait to see what it's like
On the outside now
Outside now
[Lyric Note 2]
And JOE just lies there, dreaming imaginary guitar notes for years on end, until finally they let him out