I don't know much about dancin'
Or why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feets too long
Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night, hopin' one day I might get it right!

I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
When I hear that beat, I jump outta my seat, But I can't compete 'cause I'm a
Dancin Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit to kill
Walk on in and see 'em there, I'm gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin'
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit my social suicide!


I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
When the beat goes on I'm so wrong. The beat goes on and I am so wrong. The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong, The beat goes on and I'm so wrong, The beat goes on and I'm so wrong, The beat goes on and I'm so wrong!
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
Dancin' Fool
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
Dancin' Fool
I got it all together now
With my very own disco flow, hey hey
My shirts half open, to show you my chains, and the spoon for up my nose
Well I am really something (Yeah)
Thats what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke, And drink your little drink, While I dance the night away!

I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I'm a Dancin' Fool
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
(Music)
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
(Music)
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
(Music)
I may be totally wrong but I'm a, FOOL! ya

Say darlin' can I buy ya a drink?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Do you come here often?
You're place or mine?