Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong
'N dong work for Yuda, Haaaaaaa

This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong

He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong
'N dong work for Yuda, and John was wrong
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Come on turd, let me open up yer poop chute

John's got a sausage, yeah yeah
John's got a sausage, yeah yeah
John's got a sausage that will make you fart
John's got a sausage that will break your heart
Make you fart and break your heart
Don't bend over if you are smart
He took a little walk to the weenie stand
John's got a sausage, yeah man
A great big weenie in both his hands
John's got a sausage, yeah man
He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt
He said, "Ya'll stand back cause you might get hurt"

Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
John's got a sausage, yeah man
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
He said Dong was Wong, and Wong was Kong
Kong was Gong 'n John was wrong

Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
I wave my bags, did you wave your'n
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
How much did they wave?
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
Hey Davey this room got good acousmics
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
That boy so skinny he look like Ahopoma Ganda
That boy so skinny he look like Ahopoma Ganda
That boy so skinny he look like Ahopoma Ganda
That boy so skinny he look like Ahopoma Ganda
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again