He's so gay
(He's so gay)
He's very very gay
He's so gay (He's gay)
And he likes to be that way (Well)
With his keys all on the right
He's into rubber every night
He's so gay
(He's so gay)
He's almost everyone today

He's okay
(He's okay)
He's got a role he wants to play
He's okay
(He's okay)
He's just a cowboy for a day
Of course, his evening's not complete
Without some meat in the seat
Let's skate away
Down Santa Monica today
(Well well well)

Maybe he wants a little spanking
Maybe he'll eat a little chain (eat some chain)
Maybe his lover should be thanking him
For the way he makes it sprinkle
Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN
He's so gay
(He's so gay)
He rules the city in a way
You could say
(You could say)
It's sorta different today
All the taffeta and chintz
And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE
Hey hey hey!
Please don't look the other way

You could be just like him
Tomorrow! (Ay ay ay)
Maybe you'll get a chance
To borrow
(Borrow)
His bouquet
And maybe later...(maybe later)
We'll all be gayyyyy!

Do you really want to hurt me?