What does his mother say when we kiss on the doorstep
(He has to be home by ten)
I wait around 'til 3 o'clock till he comes out of school
He flirts with all the ten year olds
And I'm so jealous I could die
(He just screams Brian Jones)
Brian Jones! Do you realize this little eleven year old
Looks like Brian Jones?
(He just screams Brian Jones)
A kiss on the cheek would be enough
But when he does more . . . wah! wah!

He has captured my heart . . . Bart

I'm ready to settle down
Do you think your parents would let you quit school at 16?
It's only five years. I can wait
(He is the ladies man)
How could you doubt him, even when he lies
When he says he's out playing ball
He's being a two-timing man

He has captured my heart . . . Bart

Oh, how he wrinkles my dress
And tangles my hair
(Get in there, Bart)
Sneak out your window and I'll meet you tonight
And you'll be back in time for school
When we're together, am I 11 or are you 19?
He has captured my heart . . . Bart

You're a heartbreaker, Bart Baker