[Verse 1]
(A real hologram! I mean, not real but almost a real hologram.)
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp
I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n maybe later I'll rape her

[Chorus]
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
Gonna get a good glove 'n be real rich
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)

[Verse 2]
Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
[Chorus]
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
(I wonder wonder, high ho silver!)

[Verse 3]
So I went out 'n bought me a leisure mask
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even think about tonto
Eventually me 'n a friend
Sorta of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

[Chorus]
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
High ho silver!
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fan- high ho silver!
And my name is Bobby Brown
And my name is Bobby Brown
High ho silver! Wayy!
And my name is Bobby Brown
High ho silver
Ahaha.. oh nevermind, the name of this song is "Keep It Greasey"!