Truck driver divorce!
It's very sad
(Steel guitars
Usually weep all over it)

The bold & intelligent
BLASTERS OF THE ROAD
With their Secret Language
And their GIANT
OVER-SIZED
MECHANICAL
TRANS-CONTINENTAL
HOBBY-HORSE!

Truck driver divorce!
It's very sad!
Oh the wife!
Oh the kids!
Oh the waitress!
Oh the drive all night!

Sometimes when you come home
Some ugly lookin' son-of-a-bitch
Is trying' to pooch yer
HOME-TOWN SWEETHEART!
Oh, go ride the bull!
Aw, go ride the bull!
Make it go up 'n down
'N when you fall off
You can eat the mattress!

TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE!
IT'S VERY SAD!
Bust yer ass
To deliver some string beans, (Oh, yes!)
Deliver some string beans
Deliver a whole bunch of string beans
To
UTAH!