Bunk: I'd like to dedicate an ode to Joe Lattanzi who played third base for the North-American Italian Club: Oh, Joe . .
JCB: Oh, Joe! Joe, Roy. Oh, Joe . .
Art: Where you going with that thing in your pants?
Bunk: This is Bunk Sweet Pants Gardner
JCB: Sock it to him, guy!
Bunk: Why don't you step out here and pack it to me, Art? Glistening white skin, Art!
JCB: Roy, what did Frank always say? He said we could say anything we want to, didn't he?
Art: Corn on that cob . .
JCB: You'd better take care of all those kids, especially Geronimo, Darrell, Gary . .
Roy: Ay, Indio, Indio . .
?: Kim
JCB: Jina, and Kim
Roy: I'm here from Calif, ay!
JCB: Calif, California!
?: Calif! Oh, man!
JCB: All right, Santa Ana, California
Ian: Roy and Jim have a special kind of form of communication . . . To illustrate this point we'll now have a conversation between Roy and Jim . .
JCB: I refuse!
Ian: As if, as if it was happening in the back seat of a car in San Francisco
JCB: How 'bout you?
Roy: How 'bout you?
JCB: How 'bout you? . . . Pink?
Roy: Yeah
JCB: Sure?
Roy: Mhm!
JCB: Mhm-hm-mhm!
Roy: Estáis loco, indio!
JCB: Caray, hombre!
Roy: Estás loco
JCB: Estás loco, estás loco
Roy: Wannanenema? Wannanenema?
Art: The recipe is available by mail
Wanna wanna wannanenema
Yeah-nema
WOAHH!
RAY COLLINS, WE LOVE YOU

Ian: We'll never forget you
Roy: No
Ian: We'll never forget you

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(American way!)
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(Ray Ray Ray . . . )
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(Help, I'm a rock!)
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(Ray Ray Ray . . . )

Ian: Now, ladies and gentlemen, Don Preston
Don: I have an organ, a piano, a harpsichord uh, uh, forty-five oscillators and uh, that's my instruments
Bunk: I've got a uh, bass clarinet, and a clarinet, and a piccolo, and a flute and an alto flute, and a tenor and an alto, and a soprano, and a chanter, and a C melody
Art: I have a low cowbell, and a hi cowbell
?: Oh, Art!
?: You never heard about that, did you?
Art:I have a snare drum and I have a hi tom tom and a low tom tom, I have four melody horns, and they go beep, and I have a slapstick which Don Preston graciously gave to me
Don: And caresses now
Art: And it goes pap, and uh, then I have Ga—, Bunk Gardner, and whenever I goose him, he goes 'Bunk'
Bunk Bunk
Bunk!
Bunk Bunk!
Ian: The other half of the percussion section is Jimmy Carl Black who plays . .
JCB: I have a red set of drums
How you doin' Gary!
Ian: And when, and when the whole band gets together, and plays all these wonderful instruments it sounds like this . .