Disco Boy
Run to the toilet, honey
Comb your hair

Disco Boy
Pucker yer lip
'N check yer shoulder
’Cause some dandruff might be
Hidin' there!

Disco Boy
You're the DISCO KING!
Aw, the Disco-Thing
Made you think
Someday
That you
Just might GO SOMEWHERE!

Disco Girl!
You’re 'out-a-site'!
You need a Disco Boy
To treat you right
He'll do a little dance;
Take you home tonight
(Leave his hair alone
But you can kiss his comb)
Disco Boy!
Run to the toilet honey
Comb your hair

Guy In The Audience: THEY STOLE MY POODLE FROM LAST . .

Disco Boy!
. . . more than three times 'n yer playin' with it
(WOW!)
While yer standin' there!

Listen . .

Disco Boy!
Do the Bump every night, 'til the Disco Girl
Who’s REALLY RIGHT
Gonna fall for yer line
’N feed you a box fulla
Chicken Delight!
(That's right!
And then when she feeds it to you
You have to eat it!)

Disco chit-chat; so demure!
Pump that booty all across the floor!
A disco drink
A disco wink
"You never go doody!"
(That’s what you think)
"You never go doody!"
(That's what you think)
"You never go doody!"
(That's what you think)
Doody
You never go doody
Doody
You never go doody

Disco Boy!
You got one more chance
To comb your hair again

Disco Boy!
They're closin’ the bar
And she's leavin' with your friend!
(That's right!)

Disco Boy
That's the way it goes
So wipe your nose
'N try it again
To get a little pussy tomorrow!

Disco Boy
No one understands
But thank THE LORD
That you still got hands
To help you do that jerkin' that'll
Blot out yer Disco Sorrow!
(Jerk it!)
It's Disco Love tonight
Make sure you look all right
It's Disco Love tonight
Make sure you look all right
(You look all right, you really do!)