Frank Zappa
Any Downers? [Joe’s Camouflage]
Froggie: Just popped a couple. There goes a couple more

FZ: You know sometimes your friends come up to you in the middle of the night and they just have to ask you the mystery question . .

Are you holding
(No!)
Any downers?
(No no, no no, no no no!)

Are you holding
(I said no, I ain't got no)
Any bennies?
(Oh, hold on, there may be a couple here now, wow!)

No, I don't have any more
No, I don't have any more
No, I don't have any more
No, I'm afraid I don't have any more
No, I'm afraid I don't have any more
Oh, yes (I don't have any more)
No, I'm afraid I don't have any more
No, I'm afraid I don't have any more
No, I'm afraid I don't have any more
No! No! No! No! Yeah, yeah, yeah . .

No, no, no
No, I'm afraid I don't have any more
No! No! No! I don't got no more
(Oh, no-ow) I don't have no more, oh Lord
Sure wish I had some hot stuff right now!
Are you holding?
(No-o)
Brother, are you holding?
(No-o-oh)
Are you holding?
(No-o-oh)
Now tell me truly, are you holding?

FZ: Then you can go . .

But if I hit you?
No!
Then if I hit your sister?
If I beat you?
No . .
And then if I buh— bite your mother's foot?
What if I, what if I hurt your car?
Hah hah hah . .
Now what if I . .
Please, please, hear my plea
And what if I scratch your primer spot, man?

FZ: Give me a little tambourine. Where's that tambourine?
?: I've got one over there
FZ: Get it
?: [...] tambourine
Any downers?
(Mmm-no)
Any downers?
(Nnn-no)
Any bennies?
(Oh no)
I said you got any bennies?
(No no no)
Now what about if I hit your sister?
(No!)
What about if I beat your dog, uh?
(No-ow)
What about if I hit your car?
(No!)
Then will you have any downers?

No, I don't have any more
No, I don't have any more
No, I don't have any more
No, I don't have any more
No no no no no no no no
No no no no no . .