FZ: Hey, kids, let's have a hootenanny!
Team: YEAH!
FZ: We'll have a cheerleading too!
Team: YEAH!
?: A cheerlea—
FZ: Woops! Woopsy daisy. Okay. Alright, I'll be the cheerleader!

Nifty, spiffy, boss and tough
Sure of that and got enough

FZ:You gotta go, "Got enough?" You say "Sure of that" and you say "Got enough?"

Nifty, spiffy, boss and tough
Sure of that
Got enough?

FZ: One more time! One, two . . . One, two . . . Can you say "Sure of that" with him? One, two, one, two . .

Nifty, spiffy, boss and tough
Sure of that
Got enough?

FZ: Okay. "We've got the team that's on the beam," here we go . . . One, two . .

We've got the team that's on the beam . .
FZ: Tee-dee, tee-dee, tee-dee . .

We've got the team that's on the beam . .

FZ: Tee-tee, tee-tee, tee-tee, tee . .

We've got the team that's on the beam
And really hot to the jive
Come on, pukers
Skim 'em alive!
(Yum yum, eat 'em up!)

FZ: How about "Eat 'em alive" instead of "Skim 'em alive," alright, ready? Faster. One, two . .

We've got the team that's on the beam
And really hot to the jive
Come on, pukers
Eat 'em alive!

FZ: Really pronounced good. One, two, one, two . .

We've got the team that's on the beam
And really hot to the jive
Come on, pukers
Eat 'em alive!
FZ: You know, how about, a big "YEAAAAH," clapping, you know, like they do at the football game? Do we have a little whistle or something that we can blow? It's one of the best hootenannies I've been to. Now, "Lean to the left, lean to the right, stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight," okay? Really little voice, "Lean to the left," okay?

Lean to the left
Lean to the right
Stand up, sit down
Fight, fight, fight

FZ: YEAAAAH, team! Whether we get those guys on the football field we'll tear 'em up