You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
But so am I!
So am I!

Just as much as you wonder
'Bout me bein' in this place
Yeah
That's just how much I marvel
At the lameness on your face
You rise each day the same old way

And join your friends out on the street
Spray your hair
And think you're neat
I think your life is incomplete
But maybe that's not for me to say
They only pay me here to play

I wanna hear a caravan with a drumsola

You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
And so am I
So am I
Just as much as you wonder
'Bout me staring back at you
Yeah!
That's just how much I question
The corny things you do
You paint your face
And then you chase
To meet the gang, where the action is
Stomp all night and drink your fizz
Roll your car and say Gee Whiz
You tore a big hole in your convertible top
What will you tell your Mam and Pap

Mam, I tore a hole in the convertible

You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
And so am I
So am I

Just as much as you wonder
If I mean just what I say
That's just how much I question
The social games you play
You told your mam you stoked on town
And went for a frooze in Freddy's car
Tommy's asking where you are
You boogied all night in a cheesy bar
Plastic boots and plastic head
And now you think you know where it's at
You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
(Not that it makes a heck of a lot of difference to you but watch George )