Some take the bible for what's it worth
When it says that the meek shall inherit the Earth
Well I heard that some sheik
Has bought your country last week
And you suckers ain't getting nothing
Is Hare Rama really wrong
If you wander around with a napkin on
With a bell on a stick
And your hair is all gone
The geek shall inherit nothing

You say your life's a bum deal
And you're against the wall
You ain't even got
No deal at all
You know what they do in Washington
They just takes care of number one
And number one ain't you
You ain't even number two

Those Jesus freaks well they're friendly but
The shit they believe
Has got their minds all shut
And they don't even care
When the church takes a cut
Ain't it bleak when you've got so much nothing
Awright Denny
Why don't you guys sit down so they can see
Go on. We're gonna be here for a while
Sit down

Eat that pork, eat that ham
Laugh till you choke on Billy Graham
Moses, Aaron & Abraham
They're all a waste of time
And it's your ass that's on the line
It's your ass that's on the line

Do what you wanna
Do what you will
Just don't mess up your neighbors thrill
And when you pay the bill
Kindly leave a tip
And help the next poor sucker
On his one way trip
Some take the bible . .

Aw, gimme about a dozen for the Hotel Room