Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da
Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da
Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da
Frozen wind began to blow
Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da
Under my boots and around my toe
Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da
Frost had bit the ground below
Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da
It was a hundred degrees below zero
Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da

And my momma cried
You don't really look like an Eskimo
And my momma cried
You don't really look like an Eskimo
And my mama cried again
You don't really look like an Eskimo
Nanook, no no
Nanook, no no
Don't be a naughty Eskimo, Hey-y-y

Save your money
Don't go to the show
Well I turned and I said ho-ho
Well I turned and I said ho-ho
Well I turned and I said ho-ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow
Well right about that time, people
A fur trapper, who was strictly from commercial
A dibbe jabbe dabbe zabbe doo dah
Dibbe dibba doo dah dah
Strictly commercial
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my ig-ya-loo
Peek-a-boo
And he started into whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal
With a lead-filled snow shoe
With a lead
Lead
With a lead-filled
Lead filled
With a lead-filled snow shoe
Snow-shoe
He said peek-a-boo
Peek-a-boo

With a lead
Lead
Lead filled
Lead-filled
With a lead-filled snow shoe
Snow-shoe
He said peek-a-boo
Peek-a-boo
He went right up side the head of my favorite baby seal
Hit him on the nose, and
Hit him on the fin
And he hit him on the snout and then he—
You know, that got me just about as evil
As an Eskimo boy can be . .
So I reached down 'n I bent down
And I scooped down an' I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly
Yellow Snow
The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go
(That's right)
And then I proceeded to rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
Hitherto, hitherto unknown to the people in this area
No, Frank, No
A case of the (?)
Rub it