Hey . . . Hey . . . Hey . .

And I pounced
And I pounced again
And jumped up 'n down the chest of a
Great Googly-Moogly
I injured the fur trapper

Well, he was really messed up
You know what I mean
Had that stuff hanging off of his eyes
And it was at that moment, in time and space
When he realised
I can’t see, Do do do do do yeah
I can't see, Do do do do do yeah
I can't see, Do do do do do
I can’t see, Do do do do do
He took a dog-doo snow-cone
An' stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow-cone
An' stuffed it in my other eye
An' the huskie wee-wee
I mean, the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
Oh God I can't see
Temporarily
Well as you know, whenever any kind of conflict might arise
Between a person named Nanook
And a fur trapper
There's only way that you can get it fixed up
You have to go trudging across the tundra mile after mile
All the way down to the parish of Saint Alfonzo . .
Saint Alfonzo is the patron saint of the smelt fishermen of Portuguese
Extraction. And now it's time for Ed to play . . . the lick that takes us
To Alfonzo country