Jeff:This is the people right here. Hey, I'm sorry about the beer on you guys. It's this guy right here. Can we have a spot on this guy? That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Does his kind of live look interesting to you? The new number one on the boss 30!!

Hu-tuu hu-tuu huu, rennetehen [etc.]

Jeff:Hi, does this kind of life look interesting to you: Full employment benefits with a fake tie. Veteran-approved Mexi-chinks on duty. To serve you in the speech impediment lounge of the Fillmore East. Ho-ooo-ho . .