Howard:Here are the ingredients for the Nestle's chocolate that you turkeys eat every day, a-haa!

There was a man a little old man
Who lived in Montreal
With a wife and a kid
And a car and a house
And a teen-age daughter
With a see-thru blouse
Who loved to grunt and ball—
And her name was Magdalena

Magdalena . .

The little ole man
Came home one night
To his house in Montreal
He caught his daughter
In the blouse by the light And he said to himself:
"She looks alright!"
He reached for a tit
And grabbed it tight
And threw her up against the wall, oh no
(BLUE CROSS!)
Magdalena

My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
I work so hard, don’t you understand
Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
Magdalena . .

The little ol' man with the grubby little hand
Who lived in Montreal
Was drooling a bit
As he reached for a tit
And he said to himself:
"This is gonna be it!"
But the girl turned around and said: "Go eat shit"
And ran on down the hall
Oh no
Right on, Magdalena!

My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
I work so hard, don't you understand
Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
Like Aynsley!

Magdalena don’t you tease me like this
In the hallway with your blouse and your tits
If your mommy ever finds us like this
She'll call a lawyer
Oh how mom will be pissed

DOODLE-OODLE-OODLE DOOT-DOO DEE-OOH
DOODLE-OODLE-OODLE DOOT-DOO DEE-OOH
DOODLE-OODLE-OODLE DOOT-DOO DEE-OOH
DOODLE-OODLE-OODLE DOOT-DOO DEE-OOH WAH . .

Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena
My little tiny poontang fondue . .
I'd love to take you out with me Magdalena
Oh, walking down the streets of Montreux
Together we'll go
By the cuckoo clocks and the cheese shops
And Magdalena, can you see us ice skating together, baby?
Can you see us skiing together on the slopes of our choice?
Not you, no, Magdalena my little daughter
My own little daughter
The little infant
I remember when they brought you home from the hospital Magdalena and your mother showed me to you and I said
"That? Well it's all purple and stuff."
And she said, "Honey don't worry
Soon that little girl is gonna have a set of bazooms on her you won't believe."
And Magdalena the eternal prophecy has come true
I looked at you in the hallway yesterday
You were wearing your little
Afghanistan see-thru embroidered blouse
And your little nipples were protruding, and I said to myself, "My God
I gave my sperm to that thing"
I'm hard as a rock
And Magdalena I had to reach out in the darkness
I had to reach out in the darkness like Friend and Lover say
And I grabbed onto your little bazooms
And your mother walked in the door
And she said, "Harry, not in Switzerland, we’re neutral here."
But I didn’t care Magdalena
I reached out and I grabbed you
And I pulled you down onto me, Magdalena . .
Etc., etc
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!

Primer mi carucha (Chevy '39)
Going to El Monte Legion Stadium
Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine)
Helps me stealing hub caps
Wasted all the time

Fuzzy Dice
(Fuzzy Dice)
Bongos in the back
My ship of love
(My ship of love)
Is ready to attack

Buy me a carucha (Chevy ’39)
Going to El Monte Legion Stadium
Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine)
Helps me stealing hub caps
Wasted all the time

Fuzzy Dice
(Fuzzy Dice)
Bongos in the back
My ship of love
(My ship of love)
Is ready to attack
Won't you please hear my plea
Won't you please hear my plea
Hear my plea
Hear my plea
Hear my plea
Hear my plea

Hear my plea
Hear my plea
Hear my plea
Hear my plea

Hear my plea
Hear my plea
Hear my plea
Hear my plea

Hear my plea
Hear my plea
Hear my plea
Hear my plea, aaah!

Hear my plea . .