Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don't want your sweet devotion
I don't need your cheap emotion
Whip me up a little dragon lotion
For your dirty love
That dirty love
Your dirty love
That dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddy's bottom drawer

Give me, ho ho-o
Your dirty love
I don't believe you never seen
This book before
I don't want your reservation
Don't require your presperation
I only got one destination
An' that's your dirty love
That dirty love
Your dirty love
That dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make that fuzzy poodle do

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I'll ignore your cheap aroma
Your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With your dirty love
That dirty love
That dirty love
That dirty love
THE POODLE BITES!
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
[etc. repeat.]
And the next song we have is about a subject that is very complex. This is a complex subject because this subject is higher education. Some of you may have already come into intimate contact with . . . Oh wait till later. . . . Some of you may have already come in contact with higher education and eh you'll probably understand these lyrics very well . .

Cause the name of this song is:
YOU ARE ALL GONNA WIND UP WORKING IN A GAS STATION