Now believe me when I tell you that my story's really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It's about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn't know
Early in the morning Daddy Dinky goes to work
Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber'dino squares
And I still remember Mama with her apron & her [...]
Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe!

Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day . .
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

Kenny saves his numie on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While [...] have a game out in the back:
LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK

We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do . . . )
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I'll bet you'd do the same if they were you)

Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day . .
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!
Ronnie's in the Army now & Kenny's taking pills
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Colors flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(Wait till the fire turns green . . . wait till the fire turns green)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS .