Frank Zappa
The Players
Audience Member:

Who are the players?

FZ:

Heh heh. Well, you see, we couldn't afford a program, but uh, if you like to know who the players are at this time, would each one of you please rise and say your name . .

These players are L.A.'s finest

Now, we have a— I get to conduct another one. This— What? . . . Oo-hoo, how [...] of you. The name of this song, folks, is "Naval Aviation In Art?" It's a very, it's a very quiet, short—it's short and quiet, it's one of those kind of short and quiet songs