I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your . .
Take it away, Don Pardo!

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go away . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It is stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the day the rights to you are sold
Take it awy, Frank!
Yes, that's right, Don
Don't touch that dial

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
You can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

FZ: Alright, do you wanna see Don Pardo go fucking crazy? . . . [...] New York! . . . Give it to 'em, Don . . . Oh, come on, Don. Get down, Don Pardo . . . 33 years in NBC and it's come to this . .

FZ: The incredible dancing stylings of Don Pardo . . . Get down, Don! . . . Alright, we're gonna make a dramatic segue into another song that emanates from the Uncle Meat album. The name of this song is "Pound For A Brown." Don't forget the segue, you guys