Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her

If you should see a girl on the street
Now maybe you might think she is sweet
But if you want a piece of her meat
Now really, what should you do?
(Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!)

Don't never let her know you are smart
The universe is nowhere to start
You gotta play it straight from the heart
Or she'll go doody on you
(That's why you gotta . . .)

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her

Now maybe you might think this is crude
And maybe you might think I am rude
And maybe this approach I have spewed
Is not the one for you
(Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!)
But believe me later on you'll gonna find
As you impress her with your mind
That you would just be left behind
For a wiser fool
(So you might as well)

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
Find her blinder, see who designed her
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her

Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally . . . Hah hah . .
Find her blinder . .

Gail: No! I just wanna get some really good shots of the band!
FZ: Go ahead, get some good shots of the band, I don't care. You know, some people'll do anything to get good shots of the band . . . Ladies and gentlemen, this is my wife, Gail. She's down here tonight—she's disguised as Linda McCartney. . . And uh, I just wanna say one thing before we end the song . . . Hah hah hah hah heh heh . . . Well, you always— Hah hah hah . . . You'll know, you'll know that the Golden Age of Rock 'n Roll is upon you when Paul McCartney comes out on stage and does that to Linda—then you'll know . . . Meanwhile, Gail, I hope you get some really good shots of the band