[Verse 1]
Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was it round
And did it have a motor
Or was it something different?

[Spoken word bridge]
Sure was different. I ain't never seen nothing like that in my entire life!
Whose python boot is that? That ain't my sh— What?
Why don't you sharpen it then?
Little round ball... I could... couldn't...
That white cain't do nothin'
Je-he-zus! Wait a minute!
Mother Mary 'n Jozuf!

[Verse 2]
Did a vehicle, did a vehicle, did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself? Park itself?
Park it, park it
Or did someone build a place
To leave a space
For such a thing to land?
[Guitar solo: Frank Zappa]

Ahhh, ahhaa
Ahhh ahhaa
Ahhh ahhaa
Ahhh ahhaa

[Verse 3]
Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up the hill

[Keyboard solo]

[Verse 4]
Did a booger-bear come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was she round and did she have a motor
Or was she something different?
Guacamole queen, guacamole queen, guacamole queen
At the Armadillo in Austin Texas, her aura
Or did someone build a place
Or leave a space for Chester's thing to land
(Chester's thing... on Ruth)
Did a booger-bear come from somewhere out there
Did a booger-bear come from somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill, carve up her hill?
[Outro]
On Ruth, on Ruth
Haha
That's Ruth