Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnight creep
You know I'll never sleep no more

It seem to me that it just ain't wise
Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a zomby woof behind your eyes
Just about as evil as you could be

I am the zomby woof
I'm that creature all the ladies been talkin' about
I am the zomby woof
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I'm is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is

Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof
Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof

They said aw-reety an' they was aw-righty
An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady
I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my zomby toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar zomby hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof
I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof
Don't mess with the zomby woof

I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I'm is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I'm is, the zomby woof