I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyond your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . .

Girls from all over the world
Flock to write my name on the toilet walls
Of the Whisky à Go-Go
For I am Bwana Dik
I am Bwana Dik
He's Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
Bwana Dik is a legend
Enormous thou art

My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start
Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer
To scream up your slit
Steam it!
Scream it!
Ream it!
Cream it!

You can hear the steam
You can hear the screaming steam
As the reamer steams up the lake
To the snake
In the black crystal
Naugahyde iridescent
Black velvet Naugahyde
Did I just say it twice
Steam roller

Help me! Help me! Help!

Hear the steam
Feel the steam
See the steam
Hear the screaming
Hot black steaming
Naugahyde iridescent
Hot black python steam roller

All groupies must bow down
In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef
The steam is coming out
The steam is coming, coming, coming, coming . .
Cream! Cream! AAAAAAH . .

Listen, the steam is whistling