Frank Zappa
“What’s The Deal Dick?”
FZ: What's the deal, Dick?

Dick: What's the deal? Well, as a matter of fact, even last night they [...] no vulgarity [...]

FZ: Really? No loyalty oath tonight? Is that the deal?

Dick: Well, the thing is they all picture it as an insult upon them

FZ: Who?

Dick: The promoters. They think it's like an insult upon everybody

FZ: They're the ones that wrote it in the contract!

Dick: I know it. I'm just telling what happened, man

FZ: Hey, I got two good loyalty oaths on tape

Dick: I don't think, uh . .

FZ: Listen! Wanna get an idea how tense it is in Jacksonville?

Some Mother: Yeah

FZ: We don't even get to do the loyalty oath here
Some Mother: Wow

Mark: What?!

Dick: They got— They got tense so I signed out the loyalty oath

Howard: Oh, no

Dick: Mainly what it was is because— 'cause when you say, "We won't say penis" [...]. They got worried. And the cat, the cat that run that truck standing behind the stage, he heard that

Somebody Else: If you don't say "penis" in there it probably will be alright

Howard: Can say anything

Somebody Else: 'Cause "penis" is lewd

FZ: Look, let's do our— We'll do our loyalty oath in here before we go out

Howard: It won't be the same

FZ: I got two great ones on tape, so we don't need to do it tonight