[Verse]
I'm gonna tell you the way it is
And I'm not gonna be kind or easy
Your whole attitude stinks, I say
And the life you lead is completely empty

[Chorus]
You paint your head, your mind is dead
You don't even know what I just said
That's you, American womanhood!

[Chorus]
You're phony on top, you're phony underneath
You lay in bed & grit your teeth

[Interlude]
Madge, I want your body
Harry, get back!
Madge, it's not merely physical
Harry, you're a beast!

[Bridge]
Don't come in me, in me
Don't come in me, in me
Don't come in me, in me
Don't come in me, in me
[Outro]
Madge, I . . . Madge . . . I couldn't help it
I . . . doggone it