[Verse]
You're in the audience and like what we do
(ren-denen-den-eh)
Well, we want you to know that we like you all too
But as for the sucker who will write the review

[Verse]
If his mind is prehensile
(Mind is prehensile)
He'll put down his pencil
(Put down his pencil)
And have himself a squat
On the Cosmic Utensil
(Cosmic Utensil, Cosmic Utensil)
He really needs to squat
On the Cosmic Utensil
(Cosmic Utensil, Cosmic Utensil)
Go on, give it all you got
On the Cosmic Utensil
(Cosmic Utensil, Cosmic Utensil)
Sit 'n spin until you rot
On the Cosmic Utensil
(Cosmic Utensil, Cosmic Utensil)

[Outro]
Now that I got that over with
I'll just play my imaginary guitar again
Say...
Say!
Oray-ay-ay-ay-ay, hey-ey-hey!
Oray-ay-ay-ay-ay, hey-ey-hey!
Oray-ay-ay-ay-ay, hey-ey-hey!
Oray-ay-ay-ay-ay, hey-ey-hey!
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ai-ee-aah-aah-ahh..
Rah-ha-ha, yeah-ah-ah..
Ahhh...

Ren, ne-ne, ne-ne, ne-ne
Muh, muh-muh, muh-muh-muh-muh-mum