[Verse 1]
(Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp, I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her

[Chorus]
Oh God I am the American dream (Ooh)
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good)

[Verse 2]
Women's Liberation (La-la-la-la)
Came creepin' all across the nation (La-la-la-la)
I tell you people, I was not ready (La-la-la-la)
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then (La-la-la-la)
Aw, she tried to make me say when (La-la-la-la)
She had my balls in a vise, but she left the dick (La-la-la-la)
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
[Chorus]
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which
(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder)

[Verse 3]
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me and a friend
Sorta of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower

[Chorus]
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt 'til it makes me scream (Ooh)
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic

[Outro]
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now because the name of this song is "City of Tiny Lites"