[Verse 1: Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon & Cara Delevingne]
I saw you walk in my hardware store
I'm a local in town, you ain't been here before
My business is failing 'cause your boss built a Walmart
Oh my god, this is a movie on Hallmark

[Verse 2: Cara Delevingne, Cara Delevingne & Jimmy Fallon]
I saw you working and busting a sweat
But I'm from the city, can't settle down yet
I'm out of your league, way out of your ballpark
Turns out you're a prince, this is a movie on Hallmark

[Chorus: Jimmy Fallon & Cara Delevingne]
It's all the same plot
Everyone's hot
And it's almost Christmas day
The drama is low
It's starting to snow
I think I see Candace Cameron Bure

[Verse 3: Cara Delevingne, Jimmy Fallon, Cara Delevingne & Jimmy Fallon]
My name's Holly, your name's Nick
Been away so long that I'm homesick
I hate Christmas, but I'm all alone
Neither one of us owns a cell phone
We get married, now you're reaching for a knife, why?
Oh my god, this is a movie on Lifetime
This is a movie on Lifetime
I think the mayor is Santa