I got a pocket full of H's that I'm not afraid to use
I keep a couple extras in the laces of my shoes
So when I run into a cat I can have a little chat
If the bat is in my path I can make him take a bath

Got a pocket full of H's that I'm not afraid to use
Got a pocket full of H's that I'm not afraid to use

And if I see my buddy Gus I can always make him gush
One summer at the camp I made him be the champ

Got a pocket full of H's that I'm not afraid to use
Got a pocket full of H's that I'm not afraid to use

[Spoken]
I love usin' my H's!