[Verse 1]
Doctors brought us into this world as babies
Doctors take good care of your grandma
Doctors always give you an old lollipop
After hitting your knee with a hammer

[Verse 2]
Nurses slap your arm 'til they find a good vein
They wear crocs and they tell you the truth
Nurses give you ice packs and pain medication
While your doctor is smokin' on the roof

[Chorus 1]
Doctors and nurses will save us from this mess if we give them the supplies that they need
And I hope they save us soon 'cause I'm feelin' really sick of my family

[Verse 3]
If you're a nerd, a doctor can give you a note
So durin' gym class you don't have to run the mile
School nurses give the older, richer, stinky kids
So they're a little less stinky for a while

[Verse 4]
God bless Italian doctors in Italy
And all the Spanish doctors in Spain
And God bless Chinese doctors in China
And also Chinese doctors in America
[Chorus 2]
We gotta build some better laters and make up more mass
We gotta do it now, so let's all come together
I'm teachin' math to my kids and that can't be good for America

[Outro]
Stay home as much as you can
Make sure to wash your hands
To make this damn thing go away!
We love you, doctors and nurses
You're savin' lives everyday
Find a cure for this s***
'Cause I really, really miss huggin' my mailman