Jimmy Fallon
YouTube vs. Twitch
[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
TWITCH
VS
YOUTUBE
BEGIN
[Verse 1: YouTube (Freshy Kanal)]
The undisputed king of videos is higher than you
You can look through my site and start admiring the views
Google searches for me and they subscribe to me too
I've been on top of the food chain since my start at the zoo
Banning words like "virgin, incel and simp"
But, you got bought by a prick that fits the description
Twitch, you've been a slick one, binning blind playthroughs
Since that's your staff when they witness tits, bruh!
I clicked on full screen, so here's the bigger picture
We're better off without you like we're fucking Ninja on Mixer
I think we should ditch ya, because these watchers would rather
Flick through your clips on YouTube, I'm larger, I am your VOD-father
If this fight's the like button, then consider it smashed!
When I throw this pussy like Alinity's cat!
But I'll be spitting the venom until your memory's crashed!
Twitch won't be living longer, put an F in the chat!
[Verse 2: Twitch (Politicess)]
You mean people have to listen to this guy cry first?
Please God! Somebody comment the timestamp to my verse
I guess drawn-out intros is how YouTube spends it's free-time
But what if we wanted to rewind without getting reminded of Rewind!?
So leave while you can, you already fucking ran wild!
And went from 'Gangnam Style' to 'Logang Man Child'
Then you stripped what we made fun and milked it so you could ad whore!
Followed by more features for shit that nobody asked for
Bit off the hands of the creators that fed you
I'm the king of live views; you're the king of dead views
Your site's a pit of celebrities, corporate bias and sports
Dropped the 'You' but you'll need the 'Tube' for life support
Your content's twice as forced as Google+, my dude
Susan couldn't even gift to you a 'W'
You and copyright mix like Felix and Fiverr
Don't talk about simps, you'd COPPA feel with minors!
[Verse 3: YouTube (Freshy Kanal)]
We could fire off hotter with a Baby Shark top hit
You're so corny, no wonder you got Logic
It's hypocritical putting me a poor light
When I gave us Minecraft, you gave us Fortnite
[Verse 4: Twitch (Politicess)]
Your ads are getting longer every single month
Make like ASMR, and shut the fuck up
Bruh, you're algorithm is a toilet, hence the YouTube Poops
Forget Pokemon, Twitch played YouTube too!
[Verse 5: TikTok (Littleflecks)]
Tick tock, tick tock, time to get your shit rocked
Ask Lil Nas if I know a thing about hip-hop
I've not been in a room of Z-list flops, thinking that they're big shots
Since I visited VidCon. Bitch stop!
I'm bruising you and I'm doing it Musical.ly
You're losing views to me, your users will have to duet your funerals using me
I do all the things you two do and I improve it, see
YouTube you're in hot water like you're a doodoo Twitch boobie stream
I introduced me and you to consuming new content so smoothly through my algorithm
That you had to rip-off, that's a bad decision of course
You bit off Tik-Tok, but I bet you wish you hadn't come up too Short
Now onto the other huge dork
How this prick, uh... get picked up by Amazon yet he can't deliver?
I'm in my prime, still seeing over a thousand figures
The only time you see that's when you're surrounded by streamers
You banned for loudly breathing or some fucking lousy reason (Ay!)
Climbed up the vine, now I'm at the tip top
Donald Trump really tried but I cannot be switched off
Hope you don't find the bad side of TikTok
Scrap the lip-sync, I got something you can put your lips on!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!