[Intro]
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and I like to fein
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and I like to fein and cock

[Verse 1]
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and I like to fein and cock and shop
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and I like to fein and cock and shop and quiche
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and I like to fein and cock and shop and quiche and Twix
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and I like to fein and cock and shop and quiche and Twix and nitrous
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and I like to fein and cock and shop and quiche and Twix and nitrous and reach for the popcorn
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and I like to fein and cock and shop and quiche and Twix and nitrous and reach for the popcorn
[Outro]
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and I like to fein
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis
I am a Aldis and my nitrous are dead