They call me the Titfield Thunder
And I make the women scream
Ooh, and it ain't no wonder

I was walkin’ down the street
And a pretty girl I chanced to meet
She asked me my name and I told her

I said they call me the Titfield Thunder
And I make the women scream
Ooh, ain't no wonder
It ain't no wonder

They call me the Titfield Thunder
And I make the women scream
Ooh, it ain’t no wonder
Oh, it ain't no wonder

I went to a party
With lots of pretty girls there
I took one home with me
And she whispered
She whispered in my ear
(What do they call you?)

I said they call me the Titfield Thunder
And I make the women scream
Ooh, it ain't no wonder
It ain't no wonder, it ain't no wonder
It ain't no wonder