[Verse 1]
Faces looming overhead
Skin of blue and eyes of red
Hair that stands straight up into the air
Monster fangs and witches' faces
Hidden in the darkest places
Zombies living underneath
The creaking basement stair

[Chorus]
Black cats howling in the dark
Hoot owls hooting in the park
Frightful sights that make you real
Uncomfortable and weary
Everything that's dark and hairy
Makes you squirm because it's very
Very, very, very unbelievably scary

[Verse 2]
Just below your little bed
You could find a laughing head
Giant teeth that chatter in your ears
Listen to the wind that's howling
See the monster faces scowling
At you as you quake and tremble
With your fears
[Chorus]
Black cats howling in the dark
Hoot owls hooting in the park
Frightful sights that make you real
Uncomfortable and weary
Everything that's dark and hairy
Makes you squirm because it's very
Very, very, very unbelievably scary

[Bridge]
Sounds that make you shake like jelly
Butterflies inside your belly
Makes you want to scream and run with fright
Eerie shadows creeping by
Bats and goblins fill the sky
Trolls that laugh and fade into the night

[Chorus]
Black cats howling in the dark
Hoot owls hooting in the park
Frightful sights that make you real
Uncomfortable and weary
Everything that's dark and hairy
Makes you squirm because it's very
Very, very, very unbelievably scary
[Outro]
Very, very, very unbelievably SCARY!